WANTED
SMUG. SAD.
SOLANA.

$CATEPEPE

JOIN THE GANGFOLLOW ON X BUY $CATEPEPESOON
CATE CITY NEWS
BREAKING:Cate refuses to explain the medallion.TRAFFIC:PoorGoat is driving. Avoid the left lane.WEATHER:Sunny. Smug.SPORTS:Paintball still undefeated.NEWS:Cate City bank reports it was “fine, actually”.TIP:Do not ask about the medallion.

graphics settings

RENDER
DISTANCE

Drag to load Cate in full detail. Your GPU will be fine. Probably.

QUALITY: MED
Cate Pepe in full 3D with his gold medallion
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LOW-POLYULTRA

pick your crime (legally)

MISSION SELECT

MISSION 01

THE BANK JOB

REC

Mission 01: Do a bank thing. Reward: respect.

MISSION 02

PAINTBALL BEEF

REC

Mission 02: Neon paint. No survivors, only splatter.

MISSION 03

???

Unlocks at launch

pick your heist crew

CHOOSE YOUR CREW

CHARACTER FILE

CATE PEPE

Wears the medallion. Does not explain the medallion.

RESPECT
99
CHILL
100
SMUG
120 (??)
DRIVING
4

STATS ARE MADE UP. LIKE MOST STATS.

print your own

WANTED POSTER

Type your name. Become a suspect. The bounty is mostly emotional.

0/20

SHARE ON X

Download first, then attach the poster to your post.

the money part

THE BANK

VAULT CLOSED.

OPENS AT LAUNCH.

Market opens soon. No numbers until there are real numbers.

mission briefing

HOW TO GET RICH*

*Not a promise. A figure of speech.

  1. 1

    Get Phantom

    Download the Phantom wallet. Write the seed phrase on paper. Tell nobody.

  2. 2

    Put SOL in it

    Buy SOL anywhere reasonable and send it to your Phantom.

  3. 3

    Paste the CA into Jupiter

    Copy the CA from this page. Only this page.

    LOCKED UNTIL LAUNCH
  4. 4

    Swap and hold

    Swap SOL for $CATEPEPE. Then sit there. Smugly.

    LOCKED UNTIL LAUNCH
BUY $CATEPEPESOON

Only trust the CA on this page and in the official Telegram.

now recruiting

THE GANG IS HIRING.

Free membership. Terrible decisions.

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WANTED: 5 STARS

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Cate Pepe standing on a sunny Cate City street